Newscoma

Well, am I getting all dressed up and pretty for you well enough yet.
What, you shy?
Come on now, give ole Newscoma a little peck on the cheek.
What, you scared?
It won’t hurt. You might even like it.
I have some tricks for an old broad you might never even have heard of.
You’re gonna have a fabulous time.
Change that link now, won’t you.
Wait, you don’t like change. You still wish you were here
We had to move out I’m afraid. The toilet kept overflowing and the roof leaks.
Come on back, and remember if you stay the night be gone by the time I wake up.
Them’s the rules.