Blech
I feel yucky today. I feel like I ate a stale cheesy poof and the same reaction is happening to me that happened to the brave, kind Mabel last night after Homer tainted her.
Barfing is not fun. I have no idea why this is happening but I feel craporiffic.
I’m sorry.
Let me know if there’s anything I can do.
Craporiffic, huh? Chalk up another new word to the ‘Coma Lingo. It sounds much better than just plain old crappy.
Sucks
Yup.
See if somebody will run get you some ginger ale, hon, and ice it down and sip on that. Or a green-bottle or fountain Coke. (Not canned, diet or plastic-bottled. It’s still patent medicine, doncha know.)
Sending comforting hugs on a (what sounds like literally) craptastic day. Go home and snuggle with Mabel if necessary.
Oh, I’m not leaving the house, Grandfille. Unfortunately every dog is on the couch.
And I took the teevee out of the bedroom years ago.
Regreting that decision today.
A Fountain Coke sounds really good right now.
I like ginger ale or sprite. Soothes the savage beast. Get well soon.
Crackers. Nibbled slowly. While watching an old movie.
Works for me.