It’s Been Too Long For A New Bigfoot Story
Okay campers, we haven’t done any Bigfoot news in a while so let’s get right to it, shall we?
The Central Oregon Cascades are an inviting place to visit for all the traditional spring and summer activities: hiking, fishing, sightseeing, Bigfoot-hunting…Huh?
Glum news for those hoping to join the 25 to 45 or so Sasquatch hunters who will be looking for a week in June for signs of the elusive, legendary beast: the Bigfoot Field Research Organization’s (http://bfro.net) Central Oregon Expedition is already sold out.
I read in this story that Bigfoots (or is it Bigfeet? I must ponder this) are nocturnal creatures.
Rex and I are not alone. If I win the lottery, I’m going on a Bigfoot hunt. The key is I can hire someone to carry the cooler and to drive me back to the Marriot before I actually have to do something crazy like camp out.
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I think it’s bigfoot collective. You have bigfoot spottings, as in “I saw bigfoot last night” vs “I saw a bigfoot last night.”
That makes sense. And Sasquatch just doesn’t roll off the tongue like Bigfoot.
I sort of like the term Bigfoot Collective. I may use that in the future but I will credit you.
Ooh, band name alert.
awsome that is so cool
Bigfoot is a human being that is how we looked like at the beginning of human race creation. The creator had gave one rule to the Bigfoots. “Do not spill blood of any animal.” Bigfoots were vegetatrians. They only ate Fruits and vegetations. One day an offspring went away by himself and he disobeyed the rule. He killed an animal and ate it. It was so deliecous and took it home. Went the Mother and Father saw this. They got afreighten and cried. “We are dead.” They cied. The spilled blood cried out to the creator. The creator heard it. He came down to earth. “Bigfoot you had killed an animal.” He said to the offspring. “Yes, He attacked me.” He lied. The creator was more offended of his lie. “From this day on to the end of the world. You shall never eat meat of any kind. You will always be alone and you will get uncomfortable to any humens.” Creator ordered the curse to him. As soon as he finished saying that. The offspring intermediately felt uncomfortable being close to his mother and father. “You Mother and father you shall eat meat from now on.” He ordered. Today bigfoot is by his lonesome self. He dosen’t kill any anumals and humens plus he doesn’t have family or offsprings. He will exist till the end of the world. Went you encounter bigfoot you we freeze from shock you would have time to react to take pictures of him but you will see him walk across you path and when he sees you. He will waslk away as fast as he can because he his unfortable to be near you. After he is gone. You will be able to walk or run back home with shock and cool spine chills at you back. When you see bigfoot you had seen you great, great …………. Great grand father. The day the creator gave us promission to kill and eat aniamals. We started to change as we are today. Bigfoot will always stay the same as he was in the beginning of time. You could see him but you will never catch him.
** taps on the glass **
Peter… the microphone is on. Are you sure you wanted to say that?
Peter, you are the most awesome comment ever.
I thought so too!
whatever peter is having, i shall have a double!
ditto on the best comment ever!