Bigfoot Violence

Bigfoot violence must be stopped.

Bigfoot has been found, but his feet are missing.

Police in the suburb between Seattle and Tacoma said an anonymous tip led to the discovery of the 8-foot, 400-pound wood carving with red reflector eyes on Wednesday beneath a pile of debris in a back yard about a block from where it was stolen.

Now that’s just not right.

Posted by newscoma on Jan 30th, 2007 and is filed under Alien Abductions.

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  1. ceeelcee says:
    January 30th, 2007 at 10:16 pm

    Excuse me, but in the interest of journalistic rigor, Ms. Coma, how do we even really know his feet were big?

    Huh? Huh?

    Score one for the the cynical bastard from Gnashville.

  2. Squirrel Queen says:
    January 30th, 2007 at 11:58 pm

    They were judging by the size of his big woody. You know what they say about the size corelation, “Big Woody, Big Feet.”

  3. LeBlanc says:
    January 31st, 2007 at 2:10 am

    Now why purpose did it serve to go all “Misery” on the poor fellow and whack off his feet? Bunch of savages in this town…well, that town anyway.

  4. newscoma says:
    January 31st, 2007 at 5:23 am

    Cee – You of little faith. He’s BIGfoot. There is proof. (well, maybe not proof but I believe.
    SQ – Perv
    LeBlanc – I know. It was so very Annie and cruel. Eeek. I instantly thought of the Squidbillies.