So, Squirrel Queen comes into the abode last night and says these shocking words.
“I saw, what I believe. was a near perfect game of basketball last night.”
I stared at her, preparing to watch High Plains Drifter and did not realize that if one is a sports editor and says these words, there is probably relevance. Do not doubt Squirrel Queen.
I mean it. Ask Smiley and the Dog Doc. She knows her sports.
“Umm. Okay,” I said, pouring an adult beverage and positioning myself on the couch with Mabel and Duff, staring blindly at the latest updates at Monkeys for Helping.
“No,” she said with the authority of a person with knowledge. Now if you don’t know Squirrel Queen, you do not know that she is very level-headed, says very little but has that Teddy Roosevelt big-stick, little bit of talking thing going on. “It was nearly perfect. It was damn-near amazing.”
The team she’s covering (I’ll probably take crowd shots and work the laptop. Mine, I might add. My broken down laptop) held the opposing team at sub-state to five points in the first half.
FIVE POINTS.
“Okay,” I said. “How did it go?”
“It was quite wonderful,” she said with this wistful look on her face. “They were a team. An actual team, working as a team, and it was fluid.”
I like basketball as much as the next person. Actually, I like it quite a lot (not as much as football and baseball) and high school basketball has an innocent savoir faire about it. It’s just cool beans to see kids play sports because that want to. Yeah, they want scholarships and the chance to go further but they still get the fact that it’s an “in the moment” sort of thing which is sort of exquisite in it’s own right. As SQ covers high school games, I thought she might be overreacting. Damn, I’m a dumb-ass. You see, she’s been covering the number one team in the state in Class A basketball. They have lost one game.
Well, skippy.
She’s been covering sports since 1986 and played on before that and, dang it all, if there had been the enthusiasm for women’s sports back in the day, she might have played college softball.
Me, I watched Television, drank beer illegally, hung out and read sexy fiction, but she was the jock.
“We’re going to state,” she said. “You’re coming to do the tech work.”
Now telling me I’m coming to do tech work is like telling Mabel that I’m bringing her on vacation to drive the car. But I get what she was saying. She’s gonna need help at state. Oh, Rex, I will be drinking beer at Liquid Smoke. Where art thou?
It’s Gleason. They win a lot, and when you think it’s a community of less than 1000 people and the girls team kicks butt on a regularly basis, it makes you wonder how NFL teams with a 300 million dollar budget can’t win three games all year.
Just saying. These ballplayers are good.
So we are going to the ‘Boro this weekend. And Sen. Roy Herron invited me to his office last week but I may actually take him up on it to his dismay (you ask people to come visit, but do they mean it sort of thing) and although I can’t seem to find my buddy Rep. Mark Maddox, I think he owes me coffee. He might dispute.
And Lowe Finney, with all the creepy things I’ve seen on my blog about you, you’re are not only buying me a coffee, but singing me an Aria. I know you can do it.
I want to talk Broadband, Campy and Economic Development. SQ will be covering girls hoops and I’m sure there is a beer in our future.
So, yeah.
And Scratchy Throat, when you coming down to the shed hood?