Dump Your Trunk

I’m away from the blogosphere for just a matter of hours and I see so much has happened:

  • Rightwinger? Brittney? Wha??? Bad Bad Ivy weighs in. Apparently the whole incident has gotten some National play. B. has more.
  • Scooter Libby is going to the slammer. Wonder if he’ll run into Paris Hilton in there.
  • Morale is low at The State Department? Morale is low everywhere.
  • Go and give Sharon Cobb your thoughts on this post. This might be more important than you know. Go. I’ll wait.
  • Will Mitt Romney have to deal with the Massachusetts Factor? Probably if you believe in that stuff.
  • Somebody tried to jump into the PopeMobile? Man, I was away from the innertubes today.
  • Jack Lail went on the Loch Ness boat tour. Tell us, Jack. Didja see it? Didja? Man, I’m so jealous I could just shriek. If you did, remember your pal, newscoma, who has been eyeing a position at Weekly World News since I was ten. Oh, to cover Nessie, Alien Abductions and Bigfoot would make me one happy camper. Ahh, to dream.

No Responses to “Dump Your Trunk”

  1. Jack Lail says:

    Sorry Newscoma, I didn’t see Nessie.

    The recent celebrated sighting happened the Saturday I was flying to Scotland. I could see how something could hide there. It’s like over 900 feet deep and is a murky black water wrapped in fog and mist on rainy days.

    Iit was fun! You need to go.

  2. Frank says:

    You know the world’s gone to hell in a hand basket when the POPE is getting carjacked.

  3. newscoma says:

    Yup. It’s a weird world.

  4. newscoma says:

    Jack, I’m sad about you not seeing Nessie.
    Seriously.
    You know, my Weekly World News affection and all.