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Lane from Masses of Everything out of Knoxville has tagged me and I do try to respond to being tagged. Sorry it took me so long. I have no excuse other than I am inexcusable.

Seven things. I’ve done this a couple of times but hell, I love talking about myself. I annoy the crap out of my friends.

1. Crude, juvenile humor makes me laugh. Burping and expelling bodily gases as a joke do adore The Office. I do like smart fun, but I also dig things that are a bit saucy, and stupid.
2. If I could do anything I wanted to do at this very moment, I would fly to Monte Carlo as it is the most beautiful place I’ve ever visited.
3. I bite my nails and they look awful, but I have it down as an art form so I have that going for me.
4. I read the Declaration of Independence every once in awhile for fun.
5. I hate it when I hurt people’s feelings. I will apologize profusely, dwell on it for days and cry like a two-year old if I feel like I have de-valued another person. Did this recently, and have been kicking myself. I was teasing, but it came out just plum wrong with someone I generally care about.
6. I screamed this morning in terror because I saw a spider in the truck. Squirrel Queen saved the day on that one.
7. I will always avoid weddings, bridal showers, baby showers and the lot. I don’t know why, but I do. I will send a gift. My favorite gift I’ve ever given is a crystal milk bone decanter.

I know, not very interesting, but there you go. How anyone tolerates me for more than ten minutes is a constant surprise to me.