I love Carl Kolchak.
Yeah, I know he’s not real.
But, you know, just saying. He could do a lot in this day and age.
Because he would have done some dirty work on this.
You guys at Weekly World News, you are so missing out on my coolness. I think I should be given some fancy title, like Goddess.
Richard Matheson, tell them. Or not. Because that looks all stalkery on my part.
Loved I Am Legend.
Okay. I’ll stop.
Heh.
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I would totally watch Comachak, the Bigfoot Stalker.
Okay, I dig Comachak.
THAT IS AWESOME!!
I knew you’d appreciate it, and I think we could do worlds better than the recent Night Stalker remake.