Jumbo Squid Invade California

Not really.

Where is Weekly World News? This story, well, they would just love it.

Jumbo squid that can grow up to 7 feet long and weigh more than 110 pounds is invading central California waters and preying on local anchovy, hake and other commercial fish populations, according to a study published Tuesday.

ARAAGGHH!

I love sea monsters. Wait, they are real, aren’t they? I love big sea things. Good thing I live in Tennessee.

Bat Boy (R.I.P. sniff) could save the day. Word has it though that WWN will keep their website.

I was getting afeared.

No Responses to “Jumbo Squid Invade California”

  1. Ron says:

    I don’t see why they wouldn’t at least keep the website around. It can’t cost much to maintain, and can no doubt make money on ads. We can hope, at least.

  2. newscoma says:

    Or I can start my own in homage to WWN. ;)

  3. There’s something funny about giant anchovy eating squid.

  4. captainkona says:

    Giant Squid?! Cool!

    Maybe the Kalamari fingers at the Long Beach Yacht Club will be bigger now.

  5. newscoma, you really do need to start a WWN replacement. My kids are devastated. And they’d love to help ! :)