From Our “What The Hell?” Files

Investigators questioned O.J. Simpson and named him a suspect Friday in a break-in at a casino hotel room involving sports memorabilia.

Dear Mr. Simpson,

Please sort of just go away. I liked you in The Towering Inferno, but since then your career and your, ummm, scandals have made me grow very weary of you.

Just saying,

Newscoma

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  1. Jay says:

    It is a testament to Mr. Goldman’s restraint that OJ is still alive.

  2. Frank says:

    Somewhere in Vegas there’s probably a barking dog that knows the truth.

  3. LeBlanc says:

    Come on…OJ didn’t do it, but he will definitely help find that guy who did break into the place. Why won’t he just leave? Oh, I liked him in that Naked Gun movie.

  4. Ron says:

    Nordberg was the shit, you guys. OJ will always have a soft place in my heart for his role in the Naked Gun films. Or he will until he stabs me.

  5. Ginger says:

    *SNORK*

  6. captainkona says:

    ‘Asshats” is the perfect category.

    The Juice is destined to spend his last years a lonely, impoverished kinda guy. The money has to run out eventually and it looks like it’s getting close. Soon, those “friends” that have been helping him spend what money he had left will be gone too.

    Time has a justice system of it’s own.

  7. newscoma says:

    Well said. Time does have a justice system.

    And he is, indeed, an asshat.