Fishstick, Toelicking And Starting A Post With Okay
Okay (yes, Ivy, I used the word okay to start a blog post, but honestly I couldn’t start this any other way. I am asking for forgiveness instead of permission. I will be better in the future.)
And, to Sara Clark, I’m using the word fishstick in a way most deserving. I may be an R-rated blog, but I still caters to families. All sorts of families, if you get my drift and I think you do. Fishstick comes from a Twitter conversation from Friday.
Definition: FISHSTICK: A new slang developed by Sara and I for your use. Think dirty, you’ll get it. Change it around … We will be in the Urban Dictionary in no time.
But I saw this over at Sarah’s blog and I must tell you, I laughed. Maybe I shouldn’t have laughed but I did.
Here’s the background over at The Smoking Gun:
Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, “Now I’m going to suck your feet.” Which he did ….
Please just go see the picture. Amazingly and creepily disgusting yet I could not look away for it’s unique oddity.
The Asshat award goes to Davis, who committed a crime and then did some weird toelicking thing that was completely and atrociously out of line.
The mug shot, well if that doesn’t rehabilitate him, I don’t know what will.
What a Fishstick.
The Minnesota Toe Licker is hilarious and fun to say.
As much fun as the Illinois Enema Bandit -
see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema_bandit
Oh. My. God.
Joe, I am more smitten with your brain every damn day.
OMG! I am seriously disturbed now….
As you should be.
That hairdo was amazing.
My niece did one just like it on Friday.
But it didn’t make me want to lick someone’s toes.
Blech.
Ewww the toelicking has just totally creeped me out. shudder.
I am trying to decide the next step in Fishstick usage though.
Would it be: Motherf***ing Fishsticks on the Motherf***ing Plane?
Or MotherFishstick Snakes on the MotherFishstick Plane?
That would be a great movie for live blogging and derisive snarky comments.
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