Things That Distract Me
- Doctor Who
- People who don’t read about politics and just listen to Drudge or Fox.
- LOLcats.
- YouTube (especially Chris Crocker.)
- Roy Liechtenstien.
- Dogs, especially mine.
- Sharks
- The Vols, especially this season.
- Blogs
- Brie, with apples
- Indecision.
- People who eat and talk at the same time
- Fred Thompson
- Robot Chicken
- Beer
- George Bush
- People’s love for Banana Pudding, as I am not fond of it.
- Crayons
- My quest to win the lottery without ever buying a single ticket.
There is more.
Yeah, and people who don’t want to have a conversation and would rather just try to mock.
Long day.










Don’t like banana pudding?
That’s ludicrous.
Are you a communist?
I have an aunt who makes it with rum.
It’s the best thing on Earth.
Banana Pudding is made with bananas, right?
I am not a fan of the banana.
Icky.
Isn’t Ludicrous a singer?
Heh.