The Lost Weekend
Well, I had a lost weekend. If I tell you what happened, then you might be in danger.
These things are so delicate, you know, and must be kept in a classified mode.
So, I’m on the flipside of 42 and I survived. This is good. The Preds and the Titans won. Homer kept sending me profane messages on my birthday as I was out of town. She was at a wedding.
I laughed.
I realize this is random, but I’m sunburned and random is about the best I can do.
So here are a list of observations about my lost weekend:
1. Why do some women wear stiletto heels to sporting events?
2. As I have olfactory senses much higher than the average human, now that I’ve quit smoking I can smell things from a mile away. Some of these things aren’t very pleasant. I’ve taken to random gagging.
3. Could George Steinbrenner be any more annoying? I like Joe Torre, actually. If I was Joe, I’d tell Georgie to “eat it.”
4. I am still on the “Newscoma Destressification Tour 2007.” For the next couple of weeks, folks are going to just have to deal with it be patient with me.
5. I’m ready for fall. If I could do anything I wanted to, in about two weeks, I’d go hide out in Asheville, NC and just be one with the fall.
6. Prince Harry, how I could not avoid this headline. “Prince Harry booze-snorting video shame.” Why would anyone snort vodka? This is not an activity that I would want to participate in. See #2 on this list.
So, not very interesting. If you want to read something with weight, read this.
Well, I bet you Harry doesn’t have sinus problems.
I also bet you he no longer has sinuses.
I’ve heard of having a quick ’snort’ as in a quick drink….but this is crazy.
I think it’s really gross.
I can’t believe he did that…and he needs to figure out who leaked the photos, too…they are not his friend.
Ginger, I agree.
But still, yikes.
I did funnel beer once.
In college.
NEVER AGAIN!
Public Displays of sickness is not something I think I ever want to do again.
You quit smoking? How did I miss that? Wonderful, congratulations, that’s the best thing you could have done!
That I did, pal ‘o mine. One day at a time and whatnot, but yeah.
Happy Belated Birthday! And congrats on the quitting smoking!
Ditto what Finn said. Happy belated birthday and congrats on living in a smoke-free zone. I think it’s really cool that you have a sensitive nose.
You should ask your docs if they’ll give you some Wellbutrin or something while you’re in the beginning of quitting smoking. I’ve heard it’s hepful.