Jose Luis Calva, Modern-Day Cannibal?

Whoa.

An aspiring horror novelist was arrested after police discovered his girlfriend’s torso in his closet, a leg in the refrigerator and bones in a cereal box, the city prosecutor’s spokesman said Thursday.

Nearby they found the draft of a novel titled “Cannibalistic Instincts,” said the official, who spoke on customary condition of anonymity.

Jose Luis Calva told police he had boiled some of his girlfriend’s flesh but that he hadn’t eaten it, the spokesman said.

HE BOILED HIS GIRLFRIEND’S FLESH BUT DIDN’T EAT IT!!

A cereal box?  I guess that’s as good of a place as any.

Man, oh man. If you head over to the story on CNN, there is an AP photo of Calva being treated by paramedics because he tried to run away and apparently was “run over by a car.”

This is too bizarre.

13 Responses to “Jose Luis Calva, Modern-Day Cannibal?”

  1. sarasue says:

    Oh please tell me his girlfriend was Brittany Spears!

    How’d the stress test go??

  2. newscoma says:

    Waiting on the insurance to get their crap together.
    And, I was hoping it was Ann Coulter. ;)
    I keed, I keed.
    Not really.

  3. Lynnster says:

    That is really, really, REALLY f’d up. Ewwwww.

  4. newscoma says:

    Yup. I thought so too, Lynnster.

  5. Jay says:

    Why did they only let the car run over him once?

  6. captainkona says:

    With the high price of groceries these days….

    ok, ok bad joke, I withdraw. :(

    Too bad it wasn’t Ann Coulter, he would have gotten sick and died.

  7. Ron says:

    What was supposed to be a romantic weekend went horribly awry when Alejandra Galeana’s request for oral pleasure was taken entirely too literally by boyfriend Jose Luis Calva.

    “Hey,” Calva later told police. “She told me to eat her pussy!”

    (sorry)

  8. scott47 says:

    Ok, that is flat out wrong. Did he consider it research for his novel or something? That is sick. Check me out, I provide free reviews of sites that actually make you money online!! I know they work because I use them!
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  9. andy says:

    Calva so sick. it’s still boys

  10. TS says:

    Pure evil is all I can say. Cannibalism has existed for thousands of years, this is an example of a mondern day cannibal. Unfortunately as sick as it is you must admit it’s intriguing. Hope he dies a painful death, I do not wish him well.

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  12. Tyler Antrican says:

    The guy is a hannibal ;)

  13. Cheryl says:

    Sick!