You know, I’ve never really perceived Fabio as a real person. I remember the days of him being on every romance novel to be sold at the local Wal-Marks but, you know, he just didn’t seem real.
And, then when you compound the fact that he called George Clooney a diva, well it just about made me choke on my early morning toast.
So, let’s return to Fabio getting hit in the face with a Goose where he calls his survival a miracle.
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I know, I’m mean.












It WAS a miracle. hahaha. This made me laugh, NC. Heh.
good lord…hit with a goose. ha!
Clooney woulda wiped the floor with that over-haired girlie-man……
Yup.
I call your Fabio getting hit by a goose on a roller coaster, and I raise with my Randy Johnson hitting a bird with a 95 mph fastball.
Damn Lee, I’d forgotten that one.
And Oldie but a goodie indeed!
One of Fabios close friends is Justin Moritt (Krista Allens ex hubby and father of Jake – remember the kid that Clooney was so closey tied in with ?). Jake is still heartbroken about the loss of his supposed “step dad” and Krista has boo hooed that Clooney took her and her son on a four year “ride”. Moritt wasn’t fond of the fact his son was being used as a prop and having his emotions toyed with by Clooney . Fabio was very aware of this situation and would never directly confront Clooney (it is not really directly his business) but prior to the situation there was no love lost between the two camps.
Ahhh, that makes sense.
So bad blood was already there?
Did I tell you about the surreal interview I saw one night with Fabio? He is crazy about motorcycles! The camera pans up the driveway and there is a Porsche and Mercedes type car parked to the side and kind of dirty looking, a pristine older GMC pickup truck and motorcycle parts and oil puddles everywhere, just like your average redneck gearhead. The garage and several storage units were crammed full of dirt bikes, street bikes and motocross type bikes, hundreds of them. He loves them and employees a huge full time mechanical staff to maintain them. He uses the truck all the time to haul them places for riding. Weird and totally not what I expected. He said that no one notices him or can recognize him in a motorcycle helmet, so he can ride whenever he wants.