Not Sharing The Secrets Of Chicken Salad

An actual Christmas conversation with Homer:

ME: How do you make that chicken salad thingie you make?

HOMER: I use chicken.

ME: Killa wants it because she told me this today. She likes it. I bought it. How do you make it?

HOMER: I get chicken. I put stuff in it.

ME: What do you put in it?

HOMER: SweetTarts.

ME, sighing because Homer does this to me: And Skittles?

HOMER: No. Pay attention. You aren’t listening.

ME, sighing again because my little sister can drive me to drink … : Do I put Gummie Worms in it for Christ’s Sake?

HOMER: No, that goes in the Tuna Salad.

The office party should be interesting tomorrow.

Umm, help.

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Posted by newscoma on Dec 19th, 2007 and is filed under Tennessee.

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  1. Malia says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 8:59 pm

    I believe I would really like your sister! This made me lol!

    So, sweettarts in the chicken, gummy worms in the tuna…I wonder what goes in her potato salad? Circus Peanuts?

  2. newscoma says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 3:41 am

    Malia, she makes this New York deli style that will rock our socks off.

    She’s also a bit of a smartass. ;)