Ron Paul’s done it. Mike Huckabee’s going to do it Dec. 27th.
Well, so am I.
December 21st I will be holding my very own moneybomb where you too can just send me money. I’m not running for office, but heck, I will if you want me to. Then I can eat out of one of these bad boys in Washington every day.
I have no platform, actually. Money sent will go to financing a trip to find Bigfoot, taking Aunt B. on a tour of haunted houses if she is so inclined and season tickets to the St. Louis Cardinals. Your kind donations will also finance my car getting an overhaul, beer and a three bedroom house in the Sylvan Park area of Nashville within walking distance of a pub.
If you require that I must actually run, I will hire some common sense folks out of Hooterville and the blogosphere in Tennessee to run the country. We will have a Milk commission, cause that’s gotten really expensive, and I will also hire Coyote Boy to be my henchman. Bush has Cheney, I will have Mack.
Big Stupid Tommy and Horrorwood Ron will serve as Zombie Czars.
So, make your Christmas plans early. The paypal button is on your right.
I imagine I will make at least hundreds of cents.
Photo from here.
on Dec 19th, 2007 at 10:26 am
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on Dec 19th, 2007 at 11:33 am
You actually had me lookin’ for a PayPal button. How gullible am I?
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on Dec 19th, 2007 at 11:59 am
There is one. It’s the Bigfoot fund.
Keep the cause alive and I’ll be living in Nashville in a matter of weeks.
on Dec 19th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
I must have images blocked from whomever’s hosing that graphic, ’cause I see no Bigfoot fund button!
And yes, I do take off my glasses when wearing the full-face helmet!
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on Dec 19th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Hee, it’s subtle yet effective. under beer and coffee.
I wouldn’t want to pimp myself out too much.
on Dec 19th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Coma if your successful I think I might have one for Cardinal tickets. hehe
on Dec 19th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Hey, hey… I need a new career. How many cents must I donate to be in the front running to be your briefcase toting lackey?
on Dec 19th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
$1.47?
on Dec 20th, 2007 at 7:14 am
So does that mean I get to come along on the Bigfoot hunt if I donate $5?
on Dec 20th, 2007 at 7:28 am
Of course, but you will have to donate $6 due to inflation.
on Dec 21st, 2007 at 8:13 am
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