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Ralph Wiggum For President

Posted by newscoma | Posted in Tennessee | Posted on 11-01-2008

Joe Powell alerts us to the presidential campaign of Ralph Wiggum.

I think it was just a matter of time.

The candidate on dealing with the world:

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Foreign Relations – “When we’re mad we’ll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants.”

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  1. LeBlanc said on :11/Jan/2008 at 10:01

    That doesn’t seem much worse than the other choices we were given…

  2. Squirrel Queen said on :11/Jan/2008 at 11:01

    Instead of a chicken in every pot, how about a dab of paste for every taste

  3. KnoxvilleTalks.com » “Dig the Wig” said on :11/Jan/2008 at 02:01

    [...] appears to be Ralph Wiggum’s presidential campaign slogan. This entry was written by katie allison granju, posted on January 11, 2008 at 3:15 pm, filed [...]

  4. Ron said on :11/Jan/2008 at 05:01

    I swear if I didn’t know any better, i’d say Joe reads my blog. it’s the only possible way I could explain the Roger Corman-centric Camera Obscura today!

  5. Joe P. said on :11/Jan/2008 at 06:01

    god bless ya for reading my stuff, Ron. honest to pete, i’ll put yours on my reading list, but promise not to take ideas without credit. i just has movies – especially of the Camera Obscura variety – always on my brain. been thinking of starting just a non-stop movie blog anyways. the world needs another movie blog, doesn’t it????

    and ‘Coma – i’m Big on Wig. he’s the only candidate who eats paste and admits it. plus he’s smarter than the goof we have in office now.

  6. newscoma said on :11/Jan/2008 at 09:01

    Eating paste is of the good, I think.

  7. Ron said on :12/Jan/2008 at 10:01

    Joe, I think the world does need yet another movie-centric blog.

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