I’m sorry. I do not like clowns. I’m not afraid of them, they just bug me. When Emmett Kelley was around, I have to tell you, I would fall head first into a blinding depression where I would court trucks by standing in the road in front of my home to just mow me down.

Man, was he depressing.
And we won’t even get into John Wayne Gacy.

But apparently Clown Hatred is rampant on the innertubes and I, for one, am all for it. I approve of clown hatred.  Mainly, because I’m apathetic about clowns. If you want to be a clown, have at it. We need clowns to mock them. It’s a balance, of course.

I do, however, like jugglers.