Jan
23
Alien Bigfoot!?!!
Posted by newscoma | Posted in Tennessee | Posted on 23-01-2008
ARM outstretched, head tilted in mid-stride — is this mystery figure the final proof that life exists on Mars?
The intriguing image was captured by Nasa’s six-wheeled robot explorer Spirit during its three-month mission to study the surface of the Red Planet.
Snapped at the rock-strewn Gusev Crater, believed by scientists to be the bed of an ancient lake, the grainy picture appears to show a Bigfoot-style alien creature strolling casually down a hill.
Its bulbous “head” is cocked to one side, as if in concentration, while its right “arm” appears to be reaching out for balance.
Woot! Alien Bigfoot makes me long for Weekly World News.
Dude, that’s so exciting! BRING IT ON, ALIEN BIGFOOT! EARTH’S READY!
I should have known you would have seen this. I just sent it to you from CNN, where Anderson Cooper and another reporter are talking about it being Bigfoot.
And when one hears Bigfoot (or Zombies) one rushes for Newscoma!
Heh.
My reputation proceeds me. I’m very pleased with this.
It’s not just any Martian Bigfoot. It’s Rorschach Martian Bigfoot!
Holy Hannah in a banana suit.
I downloaded that original JPEG just to see what they were talking about and looked and looked and couldn’t find it and THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, like Jesus on the side of the refrigerator, I COULD NOT LOOK AWAY.
It’s like he’s stepping down the hill to get a beer. Doot de doot doot do … finally got away from the wife and kids … doot de doot doot do …
I showed the original to my co-worker, then casually zoomed in with the Photoshop magnifying glass, and he actually yelled and jumped back.
Hey, maybe this has been why we can’t find Bin Laden …?
Hee hee hee.
Alla sudden, I’m hearing “Walk Like a Martian” in my head.
Help. Me.
they ran this story on our local news here right behind the UFOs in Stephenville story that is making Stephenville famous lately. It was a spacy news night last night.
I never know whether to roll my eyes or grin. I usually do both
Nunya, that’s usually the best thing to do.
[...] What else to tell you about me…I’m originally from Memphis and now live on the Memphis side of Nashville. I moved back to Memphis from Nashville once back in 2000 and don’t plan to make that mistake again. Because I’m from Memphis, I don’t like football, but I do like basketball. So this morning, you will find me firmly planted in front of the boyfriend’s big TV, partaking of his cable to watch the #1 ranked University of Memphis Tigers play Gonzaga on ESPN. So, to my friends: please do not call between 11am and 1pm unless you are trapped under an alien spacecraft or Bigfoot (or both). [...]
Well Iknew he was alien. Thats why they cant find dead bigfoot bodies. or bones.