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I’mcomingI’mcomingI’mcomingI’mcoming!!!!!!!! If it kills the Pope, sorry Catholic friends, I’m COMING!

Yes, I’m so there!!

I’m so excited I can’t stand it.

George Romero in NASHVILLE!!

Tony Todd!!!

TOM “FRIGGIN” SAVINI!!!!!!

Michael Berryman.

I’m exhausted from my excitement.

Dammit, Chez Bez, I’m spent from my joy and you are the grooviest. This is what hyperlocal blogging is so about because I wouldn’t have known if it wasn’t for CHEZ BEZ.

Dang, Can I get a discount on a room at the Marriot because SQ and I are so THERE! (I’m kidding.)

Doesn’t matter. I’m so shivering with excitement! I’ll roll pennies to come and even sell Homer.

WOOT!

Just talk to him.

He isn’t going away.

And, sweetie, this is a new world.  Yeah, you may not dig it, but …

It isn’t going away .

And that’s a good thing.

Go now if Lost is yo’ thing as it is mine.

You will thank me later. Atomic Tumor and I found these last year and now they are back.

Awesome.

How Josh grew up to be straight after that summer, I’ll never know.

Go read the whole post at Lindsey’s abode. It seriously made me laugh and I have to say, I felt that way about Emmanuelle when the parents accidentally left it at the house when we had a …

Betamax. As big as a Ryder truck and clunky.

The parents were none-to-happy when they found out we had been been watching the French soft-core.

Yes, old as dirt but sexy as can be.

That’s me.

Ahh, the craziness of Wednesdays that are my life. Wednesday is the busiest morning of my week and usually makes me want to pull my hair out. This morning, if it hadn’t been for Adams and Ron, I would have seriously thrown loved ones and gadgets .

Hump Day indeed.

With that said, I had to take a picture this morning with a bunch of kids.

It’s Homer as Dr. Seuss. I think she was there to teach people how to read or something. She might have just scared the pre-schoolers into unconsciousness. She even has Think One and Thing Two as her entourage. She’s a regular Brittney Spears with her posse. Oh, and the little boy’s name is Ricin. (I know.) He’s still a cute ass kid.

Either way, I think she looks absolutely adorable.