Pat Summit Would Kick Chuck Norris’ Butt

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Tennessee Lady Vols head coach Pat Summitt has tangled with some tough teams over the years, but Wednesday the run-in was with a raccoon.

Summitt had taken her golden Lab, Sally, for a late-night walk, when they encountered the raccoon on the back deck of Summitt’s home.

“I momentarily lost it,” Summitt said. “The raccoon was about to attack. I just knocked it off the deck, and fortunately nothing happened but a dislocated shoulder, and it’s back in place.”

Heh. You know she would kill any worthy opponent although she has a bum shoulder.

Pat Summitt could really whoop your ass.

You got that, didn’t you?

From Pat Summitt’s Blogspot site via Silence.

Photo credit.

5 Responses to “Pat Summit Would Kick Chuck Norris’ Butt”

  1. grandefille says:

    Pat Summitt probably reached around and wrenched her own shoulder back into place.

    No, I take that back. She probably gave her shoulder The Look ™ and it wrenched itself back into place.

    We worship at the altar of Pat Head Summit at Chez Grande, dahlink. She is a fair but fearsome deity.

  2. newscoma says:

    Here too, my dear Grandfille.
    She went to UTM. She’s like a goddess here.

  3. Rachel says:

    Pat Summit is awesome. My dad always took me to Lady Vols games growing up.

  4. ben says:

    chuck norris kicks ass. and if anyone thinks that im wrong then well they just suck. i dont care who it is, chuck norris will destroy them

  5. ben says:

    chuck norris is a freaking beast. anyone who thinks that he would lose in a fight to anyone is either an idiot, or just doesnt know anything about fighting. GO CHUCK