Mabel Meets Zombie Elvis
Monday, March 10th, 2008For Bad Bad Ivy and Cantalyssa at Home Ec 101.

Archive for March 10th, 2008Mabel Meets Zombie ElvisMonday, March 10th, 2008For Bad Bad Ivy and Cantalyssa at Home Ec 101. ![]() Mabel encounters Zombie Elvis. She has fear in her eyes as she bows in terror of what the undead king might do to her. The large feet of Squirrel Queen do not frighten her as she is used to them stomping about the house.
She realizes that her fight against the undead is fruitless as no one wins against Zombie Elvis. She lies down to her new alpha and realizes that she has been made the canine version of Renfro in this zombie saga although she has no idea who Renfro is because she is, alas, a dog.
She does know Tom Waits played him in one of the Dracula movies because I told her so.
The End
Or Is It?
Who Needs A Movie?Monday, March 10th, 2008I so stole this from Brittney Gilbert from her new gig in San Francisco because it is the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I am a thief. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo] The most exquiste thing ever. I’m serious. And go visit her blog. Sharon and Fred, how I love you. Homer, Badger and Squirrel Queen are going to love this. Pickle SickleMonday, March 10th, 2008Here in Hooterville, some folks freeze pickles and I eat the hell out of them.
I do not apologize.
Quote Of The Day From Michael SilenceMonday, March 10th, 2008
Dang if I don’t know. It makes my head hurt but I’m in. Going to read about podcasting, SXSW and Pownce again. Next time I come to Knoxville, you guys owe me a beer. Wait, I owe you one. I get confused, you know. Clowns To The Left Of Me, Jokers On The RightMonday, March 10th, 2008In the midst of so much craziness, we hear about yet another high-powered elected official who gets caught with his panties on the floor. Gov. Spitzer, I bet you feel not only mondo stupid today but also like, umm, I don’t know like maybe you aren’t above the law. You know, I realize people have private lives, but the old wide-stance and then $5,500 a visit to get a special bit of the hootchikoo is just plum stupid. Gov, I hope you got a discount. You guys, you slay me. Now with that said, being intimate is fun. We all have our “things” but, you guys … Man, you guys are just wanting to get caught, aren’t you? Of course some of us don’t kiss and tell. And we don’t do stupid things to put our careers in jeopardy. Asshattery at it’s best. [youtube=[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMrm7ZQ0aMA] Tennessee Rural Health ActMonday, March 10th, 2008
Something we are watching. I’m just saying. From an email from the Tennessee Senate Democrats.
Tucker Carlson OutMonday, March 10th, 2008The snark girl in me wants to say Tucker Who? Does anybody watch him anyway? |