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	<title>Comments on: The One Where Newscoma Is Wicked Sick</title>
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	<description>Got A Two-Pack Habit And A Motel Tan</description>
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		<title>By: grandefille</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/03/30/the-one-where-newscoma-is-wicked-sick/comment-page-1/#comment-16699</link>
		<dc:creator>grandefille</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:56:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, sugar pie. I am so sorry y&#039;all have been so sick, and I dearly hope that mess is out of y&#039;all&#039;s systems long before you read this.

I caught that stuff earlier this year, when my mom had to go to the ER. (Got it from some joker who sat in the admitting chair before me. Seriously. Had a less-than-24-hour incubation period before it rose up like something Sigourney Weaver would take a blowtorch to.)

We love and worry about y&#039;all and hope that you&#039;ve had some ginger ale and crackers in the house. I so wish we were closer, because I&#039;d have run y&#039;all a care package over and left it on the porch with lots of hugs and kisses through the window.

Please let us know when you&#039;re feeling better. Gently smooch and hug each other when the worst is over.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, sugar pie. I am so sorry y&#8217;all have been so sick, and I dearly hope that mess is out of y&#8217;all&#8217;s systems long before you read this.</p>
<p>I caught that stuff earlier this year, when my mom had to go to the ER. (Got it from some joker who sat in the admitting chair before me. Seriously. Had a less-than-24-hour incubation period before it rose up like something Sigourney Weaver would take a blowtorch to.)</p>
<p>We love and worry about y&#8217;all and hope that you&#8217;ve had some ginger ale and crackers in the house. I so wish we were closer, because I&#8217;d have run y&#8217;all a care package over and left it on the porch with lots of hugs and kisses through the window.</p>
<p>Please let us know when you&#8217;re feeling better. Gently smooch and hug each other when the worst is over.</p>
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		<title>By: Tommy</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/03/30/the-one-where-newscoma-is-wicked-sick/comment-page-1/#comment-16700</link>
		<dc:creator>Tommy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hope you feel better, coma....

Picked up the flu early in the month.  Knocked me on my ass for two weeks.  Still coughing like I&#039;m making my pitch for TB Ward President.

Yeah, Arizona doesn&#039;t sound so bad, at this point....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hope you feel better, coma&#8230;.</p>
<p>Picked up the flu early in the month.  Knocked me on my ass for two weeks.  Still coughing like I&#8217;m making my pitch for TB Ward President.</p>
<p>Yeah, Arizona doesn&#8217;t sound so bad, at this point&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: blindersoff</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/03/30/the-one-where-newscoma-is-wicked-sick/comment-page-1/#comment-16704</link>
		<dc:creator>blindersoff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hope you feel better soon... and had a chance to see Memphis make it to the final four before you passed out :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hope you feel better soon&#8230; and had a chance to see Memphis make it to the final four before you passed out <img src='http://newscoma.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: ceeelcee</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/03/30/the-one-where-newscoma-is-wicked-sick/comment-page-1/#comment-16702</link>
		<dc:creator>ceeelcee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In order to shake a curse, you have to pass it to somebody else.  Puke in a manila envelope and mail it to Barry Bonds.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In order to shake a curse, you have to pass it to somebody else.  Puke in a manila envelope and mail it to Barry Bonds.</p>
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		<title>By: newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/03/30/the-one-where-newscoma-is-wicked-sick/comment-page-1/#comment-16701</link>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heh, Captain.
That&#039;s hysterical.
Thanks for the good thoughts. Still feel like ass but I&#039;ll come around. ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heh, Captain.<br />
That&#8217;s hysterical.<br />
Thanks for the good thoughts. Still feel like ass but I&#8217;ll come around. <img src='http://newscoma.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: captainkona</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/03/30/the-one-where-newscoma-is-wicked-sick/comment-page-1/#comment-16698</link>
		<dc:creator>captainkona</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ya know, alcohol consumption amongst Pumpkins is becoming a major problem.
There was a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.wteternalflame.com/photos/2005/10/smashing_pumpkins/images/smashed_pumpkins.jpg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;bad accident yesterday&lt;/a&gt; where several pumpkins were killed and it was alcohol related so they say.

Alcohol consumption among teen pumpkins has also &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/gallery/d/8661-1/pumpkin_003.jpg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;lead to suicides&lt;/a&gt; and many pumpkins are rendered homeless and are in constant danger from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.spokesmanreview.com/media/photos/20071015_pumpkin.jpg&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;violent Nazi youth groups&lt;/a&gt;.

It&#039;s sad.

Thank God there&#039;s a Newscoma to take up their cause!

Oh....hope you&#039;re feeling better. :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ya know, alcohol consumption amongst Pumpkins is becoming a major problem.<br />
There was a <a href="http://www.wteternalflame.com/photos/2005/10/smashing_pumpkins/images/smashed_pumpkins.jpg" rel="nofollow">bad accident yesterday</a> where several pumpkins were killed and it was alcohol related so they say.</p>
<p>Alcohol consumption among teen pumpkins has also <a href="http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/gallery/d/8661-1/pumpkin_003.jpg" rel="nofollow">lead to suicides</a> and many pumpkins are rendered homeless and are in constant danger from <a href="http://www.spokesmanreview.com/media/photos/20071015_pumpkin.jpg" rel="nofollow">violent Nazi youth groups</a>.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s sad.</p>
<p>Thank God there&#8217;s a Newscoma to take up their cause!</p>
<p>Oh&#8230;.hope you&#8217;re feeling better. <img src='http://newscoma.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: cravensworld</title>
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		<dc:creator>cravensworld</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:57:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you&#039;ll be okay, hang in there</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you&#8217;ll be okay, hang in there</p>
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		<title>By: missybw</title>
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		<dc:creator>missybw</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m dealing with round one of my annual spring cold season... because, you know, that&#039;s what time it is, apparently.  Sending Chicken Soup mentally, because the Pest House sign is a little off-putting you know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m dealing with round one of my annual spring cold season&#8230; because, you know, that&#8217;s what time it is, apparently.  Sending Chicken Soup mentally, because the Pest House sign is a little off-putting you know.</p>
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		<title>By: newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/03/30/the-one-where-newscoma-is-wicked-sick/comment-page-1/#comment-16706</link>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you.
Feel groddy but I&#039;ll get better. ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you.<br />
Feel groddy but I&#8217;ll get better. <img src='http://newscoma.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: holly</title>
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		<dc:creator>holly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, my dearie, I&#039;m thinking of you and sending you hugs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, my dearie, I&#8217;m thinking of you and sending you hugs.</p>
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