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	<title>Comments on: Mabel For President</title>
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	<description>Got A Two-Pack Habit And A Motel Tan</description>
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		<title>By: Should She Concede? &#171; Newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/04/03/mabel-for-president/comment-page-1/#comment-16863</link>
		<dc:creator>Should She Concede? &#171; Newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 09:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Update: And yes, I&#8217;m talking about good old Mabel For President. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Update: And yes, I&#8217;m talking about good old Mabel For President. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Key Recognition For Mabel&#8217;s Presidential Campaign &#171; Newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/04/03/mabel-for-president/comment-page-1/#comment-16866</link>
		<dc:creator>Key Recognition For Mabel&#8217;s Presidential Campaign &#171; Newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 17:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Majority Whip Mark Maddox and Weakley County Mayor Houston Patrick sat down with Mabel today in the first round of talks about her presidential campaign and how she can lead America during these trying times. Although it would be fair to say that [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Majority Whip Mark Maddox and Weakley County Mayor Houston Patrick sat down with Mabel today in the first round of talks about her presidential campaign and how she can lead America during these trying times. Although it would be fair to say that [...]</p>
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		<title>By: I&#8217;m Leaving It To The Popular Vote &#171; Newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/04/03/mabel-for-president/comment-page-1/#comment-16864</link>
		<dc:creator>I&#8217;m Leaving It To The Popular Vote &#171; Newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:34:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] I&#8217;m going to let you choose. Here are Mabel&#8217;s issues. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] I&#8217;m going to let you choose. Here are Mabel&#8217;s issues. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: A brief political outburst &#171; Subtle Bluntness</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/04/03/mabel-for-president/comment-page-1/#comment-16865</link>
		<dc:creator>A brief political outburst &#171; Subtle Bluntness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:07:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] brief political&#160;outburst  I can&#8217;t stand idly by and just hand Mabel the presidency. Does Mabel, the astronaut, fit in with the common man? Does she understand what [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] brief political&nbsp;outburst  I can&#8217;t stand idly by and just hand Mabel the presidency. Does Mabel, the astronaut, fit in with the common man? Does she understand what [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Finn</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/04/03/mabel-for-president/comment-page-1/#comment-16862</link>
		<dc:creator>Finn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I knew if I waited long enough, that I would just &quot;know&quot; who to vote for.  Thanks for making it easy for me Miss Mabel!

I&#039;m gonna have to hire some of you photoshop geniuses to do some of this stuff with Cooper&#039;s mug.  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew if I waited long enough, that I would just &#8220;know&#8221; who to vote for.  Thanks for making it easy for me Miss Mabel!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m gonna have to hire some of you photoshop geniuses to do some of this stuff with Cooper&#8217;s mug.  <img src='http://newscoma.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: grandefille</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/04/03/mabel-for-president/comment-page-1/#comment-16861</link>
		<dc:creator>grandefille</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:03:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oops. I may have just killed my chances of working for you because of my poor proofreading skills. Ah well. I&#039;ll answer phones, then.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oops. I may have just killed my chances of working for you because of my poor proofreading skills. Ah well. I&#8217;ll answer phones, then.</p>
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		<title>By: grandefille</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/04/03/mabel-for-president/comment-page-1/#comment-16860</link>
		<dc:creator>grandefille</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Madam Candidate,

I volunteer to serve as your assistant media spokeswoman. (I assume your mom is the press secretary, unless she&#039;s your chief of staff.) Together we all will canvass this nation, showing the two-legs the error of their ways and the diplomatic success that comes with a vigorous sniff and a good tail-wagging.

I trust your campaign platform will demand respect and tolerance for all breeds, no biting except in self-defense, and no going where you sleep or eat, as well as daily romps through weeds, mandator naps, free veterinary checkups and low-cost spay/neuter services, and crunchy treats for all?

If so, I&#039;m in.

Madam, I salute you. Viva la presidenta Mabel!

Your obedient servant,

grandefille</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madam Candidate,</p>
<p>I volunteer to serve as your assistant media spokeswoman. (I assume your mom is the press secretary, unless she&#8217;s your chief of staff.) Together we all will canvass this nation, showing the two-legs the error of their ways and the diplomatic success that comes with a vigorous sniff and a good tail-wagging.</p>
<p>I trust your campaign platform will demand respect and tolerance for all breeds, no biting except in self-defense, and no going where you sleep or eat, as well as daily romps through weeds, mandator naps, free veterinary checkups and low-cost spay/neuter services, and crunchy treats for all?</p>
<p>If so, I&#8217;m in.</p>
<p>Madam, I salute you. Viva la presidenta Mabel!</p>
<p>Your obedient servant,</p>
<p>grandefille</p>
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		<title>By: scoutabout</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/04/03/mabel-for-president/comment-page-1/#comment-16859</link>
		<dc:creator>scoutabout</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mabel, you&#039;ve definitely got my vote. So glad you finally decided to throw up your paws and join the fray. Can I join your campaign committee?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mabel, you&#8217;ve definitely got my vote. So glad you finally decided to throw up your paws and join the fray. Can I join your campaign committee?</p>
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		<title>By: newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/04/03/mabel-for-president/comment-page-1/#comment-16857</link>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yay!!!
You are going to do so great at that!! Molding the minds of youth of America. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yay!!!<br />
You are going to do so great at that!! Molding the minds of youth of America. <img src='http://newscoma.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Kathy T.</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/04/03/mabel-for-president/comment-page-1/#comment-16858</link>
		<dc:creator>Kathy T.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&#039;Coma, &#039;Coma, &#039;Coma. You made my day.  I :::will::: add Mabel to my presentation as guest lecturer next week.  Hee.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;Coma, &#8216;Coma, &#8216;Coma. You made my day.  I :::will::: add Mabel to my presentation as guest lecturer next week.  Hee.</p>
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