Caption This Photo Of Bush Chest Bumping A Cadet

I have no idea.

I’m not that clever but the picture is hilarity at its best.

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  1. thicke says:

    Pres. Bush puts the smack down on a Coast Guard deserter.

  2. Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

  3. James C. says:

    Sir… if you need help buttoning your shirt, there is a better way.

  4. saraclark says:

    Here, hold still now. I’ll show you how we used to do it when I owned the Rangers. That’s a baseball team….in Texas. Stop moving…..don’t do that…..Oh man, now you just messed it all up.

  5. squirrelqueen says:

    Screw high fives and fist bumps, this is how Cheney and Condi celebrate in the Oval Office.

  6. Pesky says:

    Dang, you’re a good dancer. Good kisser too. Let’s go to a truck stop toilet and see if we can find us a glory hole!

  7. grandefille says:

    “Ah TOLE you, son, Ah ahm THE DECIDER! UNH! HOT damn!”

  8. Kate says:

    I watched my father and brother do this at Christmas. It was equally awkward.

  9. Joe P. says:

    No exit that way, son. Turn yer butt around and go to Eye-Rack!!!

    or

    No you can NOT go get Scott McClellan’s autograph on yer diploma!

    or

    Iffin’ you knock me down without usin’ yer hands, you kin be prezident!

    or

    Help me crush this beer can Texas-style!

  10. Carolyn says:

    “CLEAR” President Bush tries to jump start his presidency once more.

  11. captainkona says:

    Well, not nearly as gay as Bush holding hands with Bandar, but close. ;)

    Mating Call of the Chicken Hawk.

  12. captainkona says:

    Or perhaps Mating Dance of the Chicken Hawk.

    We need audio.
    Did Bush make a Crow-type sound during this ritual?

  13. Homer says:

    Asa is on the floor laughing. It’s funny.

  14. newscoma says:

    I like it when I amuse the oldest one.

  15. sir says:

    bumping uglies