Sir… if you need help buttoning your shirt, there is a better way.
saraclark said on :29/May/2008 at 08:05
Here, hold still now. I’ll show you how we used to do it when I owned the Rangers. That’s a baseball team….in Texas. Stop moving…..don’t do that…..Oh man, now you just messed it all up.
Pres. Bush puts the smack down on a Coast Guard deserter.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.
Sir… if you need help buttoning your shirt, there is a better way.
Here, hold still now. I’ll show you how we used to do it when I owned the Rangers. That’s a baseball team….in Texas. Stop moving…..don’t do that…..Oh man, now you just messed it all up.
Screw high fives and fist bumps, this is how Cheney and Condi celebrate in the Oval Office.
Dang, you’re a good dancer. Good kisser too. Let’s go to a truck stop toilet and see if we can find us a glory hole!
“Ah TOLE you, son, Ah ahm THE DECIDER! UNH! HOT damn!”
I watched my father and brother do this at Christmas. It was equally awkward.
No exit that way, son. Turn yer butt around and go to Eye-Rack!!!
or
No you can NOT go get Scott McClellan’s autograph on yer diploma!
or
Iffin’ you knock me down without usin’ yer hands, you kin be prezident!
or
Help me crush this beer can Texas-style!
“CLEAR” President Bush tries to jump start his presidency once more.
Well, not nearly as gay as Bush holding hands with Bandar, but close.
Mating Call of the Chicken Hawk.
Or perhaps Mating Dance of the Chicken Hawk.
We need audio.
Did Bush make a Crow-type sound during this ritual?
Asa is on the floor laughing. It’s funny.
I like it when I amuse the oldest one.
bumping uglies