Mabel Suspends Her Campaign For President
She never had the commitment needed to run this country. She’s asleep right now anyway snoring blissfully and most likely dreaming about kibble. She will settle for a cabinet position under Barack Obama as Head of Canine Affairs.
Government that governs least governs best. If Mabel promises to sleep through her entire term I’m willing to throw my full support her way. However, I will retain my delegates through the convention.
But, but–Michigan! And superdelegates! Yes she did!
Dorian is NOT going to be pleased.
‘Coma, I am devastated by this development. Mabel should have taken it to Denver!
Russ, There was a scandal.
Heh.
That’s it, I’m voting McCain!
McCain in ‘08. Mabel in ‘12!
[...] shit out of you. And it’s not like they’ll get a job to pay the vet bills. Shoot, look at Mabel. She had enough ambition to run for president, but it turns out she’d rather nap than run [...]
Just for this, I’m leaving the party and voting McCain!
[...] another note, I’m watching Sen. Joe Lieberman defend John McCain this morning. Mabel may have to get back in the race if Lieberman keeps it up. Just so she can bite him. I’m a pacifist. She’s [...]
Mable you let me down! Oh well, Sara has prettier legs anyways…..MaCain & Palin it is!