President Bush bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime. Laura had another one, she paid it for a lime. I put the lime in coconut, called the doctor and woke him up, and realized it had nothing to do with lime or coconuts and I needed a stomach transplant.
“And I explained to the Secretary of the Treasury that I can’t possibly haul home the spoils of war in my two hands alone, and — I made this point emphaticaly to him, I can’t stress that enough — I would need an armored car waiting at the steps of the Capitol, running, at precisely 12:05 p.m. on Jan. 20. I believe he understood the urgency of my request.”
So I pull off my Vader mask with my left hand, and I Reach to him with my right saying “Luke, I am your father” Well the little idiot flipped out and cut my hand off… So I threw him off a cliff. Thats the True Story of my first born son…
This is how you hold a rifle. Now, find a friend and aim at his face.
“Do you realize how big your balls have to be to do what I’ve done over the last eight years?”
…you hold the puppy like this
You guys are cracking me up.
Im on ur podeeum, plottin’ ur deth….
President Bush bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime. Laura had another one, she paid it for a lime. I put the lime in coconut, called the doctor and woke him up, and realized it had nothing to do with lime or coconuts and I needed a stomach transplant.
Melons, mmmmmhhhmmm mighty fine melons they were, but Hugh told me to back away from his lady friends.
“And I explained to the Secretary of the Treasury that I can’t possibly haul home the spoils of war in my two hands alone, and — I made this point emphaticaly to him, I can’t stress that enough — I would need an armored car waiting at the steps of the Capitol, running, at precisely 12:05 p.m. on Jan. 20. I believe he understood the urgency of my request.”
So I pull off my Vader mask with my left hand, and I Reach to him with my right saying “Luke, I am your father” Well the little idiot flipped out and cut my hand off… So I threw him off a cliff. Thats the True Story of my first born son…