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Dogs Of The Corn

Jul 8th, 2008
by newscoma.

Children of the Corn was a goofy-assed horror movie that I was quite charmed by.

I offer you Mabel of the Corn:

And Duff of the Corn

I think I want to be in horror movie before I die. If not, I’ll just make my own.

Dog Zombies Of The Corn.

I guess the next pet I get needs to be named Malachai.

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0 Comments on “Dogs Of The Corn”

  1. #1 Marc
    on Jul 8th, 2008 at 7:48 am

    Beware of “he who barks beyond the rows”!

  2. #2 newscoma
    on Jul 8th, 2008 at 7:56 am

    Marc, that’s just wonderful! I hadn’t thought of that one.

  3. #3 Christian
    on Jul 8th, 2008 at 7:58 am

    Awww, cuties!

    Isn’t there something scarey about big corn fields? It’s like being in water where you can’t see the bottom.

  4. #4 Jeffraham Prestonian
    on Jul 8th, 2008 at 8:04 am

    Corn dogs ‘n’ mustard, um-hmmm.
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