Jul
09
Brothel Offers Gas Rebates
Posted by newscoma | Posted in Newscoma | Posted on 09-07-2008
Well ain’t this something. After a very, VERY long day in Hooterville, I come home to see this bit of revelry.
A Nevada brothel is trying to stimulate business by offering free gasoline.
Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 — worth about one hour’s worth of services — at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
Owner James Davis said he already has had to order another $1,000 set of gas vouchers because the first $1,000 were spent in one week.
Sounds like it’s working.
Dang, I need to bump up my price.