Comments on: Will Spider Bites Give Me Super Powers?

By: newscoma

newscoma — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:11:19 +0000

The joy of the nausea and the leg cramps are messing with my good life here. I want to see Hellboy II this weekend.
I think the Gods are mad at me this summer.
Losing. All. Hope.

By: Jon

Jon — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:59:38 +0000

Yikes! I was bit by a baby recluse once, and came within inches of an adult one just last week, but a widow? Scary stuff, and probably not nearly as cool as Vincent Price makes ‘em sound in that Alica Cooper song.

Saw Hellboy this weekend. Excellent flick. And he does drink some beer. And I liked that it was Mexican beer. Not sure if that was part of the comic or was that a Del Toro touch?

By: MissSharonCobb

MissSharonCobb — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:12:00 +0000

I didn’t even know they had black widows in Tennessee. I thought TN. was all about the brown recluse!
Coming from Texas, we had tons of black widows, but I don’t think one ever bit me.
Now that you’re okay, let us know when you start growing hair on your back and climbing buildings.

If only Bigfoot could have bitten you, instead…

By: nunya

nunya — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:49:17 +0000

Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry dear. Hang in there. Hugs.

By: Russ

Russ — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:48:41 +0000

‘Coma, I’m with WheresBobbleHeadGeorge: did you bite her/him back?

I almost touched a black widow a few days ago, while picking up a garden hose reel. It still wigs me out.

Ewww.

I hope you’re better soon.

By: bridgett

bridgett — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:32:13 +0000

I have a grad school friend who is exactly like Hellboy…only not red. And his horns were less visible. But other than that, yeah, it’s all Hellboy.

By: newscoma

newscoma — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:04:33 +0000

Dear Jackson,
Will do. First thing on the list of things to do.

XXOO,
Newscoma

By: Jackson Miller

Jackson Miller — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:45:58 +0000

Dear Coma,

If you get super powers, can you please start your crime fighting career putting an end to the limp dick con artists currently controlling the Executive Branch of the US Government?

Sincerely,
Jackson

By: wheresbobbleheadgeorge

wheresbobbleheadgeorge — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:48:14 +0000

Did you bite the sumbitch back?

By: Ron

Ron — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:26:29 +0000

I saw Hellboy II this weekend. Review forthcoming, but spoiler… I really enjoyed it.

By: kate

kate — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:21:30 +0000

I think I would just die from knowing a spider like that was close enough to bite me. I’d have to boil my clothes and sleep in a hotel or something. Hope you feel better soon.

By: Sharon

Sharon — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:59:27 +0000

Remember in the 70’s when BW’s were THE scary spider? I guess they’re still scary but they were the Brown Recluses of the Nixon/Carter era.

You git yoseff into some of the most interesting sitcheeayshuns.