Tinker, Cohen And I’m A Bouncer

Autoegocrat writes a hell of a post about Nikki Tinker.

The Nikki Tinker campaign and its surrogates have spent a few hundred thousand dollars and a tremendous amount of energy trying to portray an incumbent Democrat in good standing as a Jesus-killing atheist gay Jewish Klansman, and the chairman of the Tennessee Democratic Party interprets this as “a commitment to civil rights which transcends partisan labels and political attacks.”

Vote for my political boyfriend, Steve Cohen.

And, for the record, I tossed out a guy at the office yesterday too. I found out later that Homer and Squeegee Monkee had to get rid of the same guy at their business across the county.

He was pushy and didn’t leave when I asked him kindly to do so.

Then I tossed him.

I could get a job as a bouncer. Maybe Cohen’s bouncer?

Steve, call me.

0 comments for “Tinker, Cohen And I’m A Bouncer

  1. August 7, 2008 at 7:31 am

    How about referee? I’ve challenged Nikki Tinker to three rounds in the ring.

  2. August 7, 2008 at 7:36 am

    Will do. :)

  3. August 7, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Newscoma, you need to look around the office and shout, “Is there a photog in th building?” Wait for one to show up, tell them to start snapping, and then get to business. This stuff needs to be captured in black and white for all of eternity. You are like the Wonder Woman of print media mavens, or something.

  4. August 7, 2008 at 10:42 pm

    “Ding dong the Bitch is dead, the wicked Bitch, the….”

    Oh, sorry. :)

    Just kinda happy.
    Memphis gets it done in a big way, and if the numbers hold up, TN-1 is finally rid of David Davis (the scumbag Jesus pimp) after only one term.

    Keeping Cohen and dumping Davis gives TN bookend victories today.

    Power to the People, motherfuckers!


  5. August 8, 2008 at 4:42 am

    I thought it was “Power to the People, right on” 😉