Bigfoot In Canada
Well, we haven’t seen Bigfoot since he was a gorilla costume in a freezer. So, let’s revisit.
- Tales of a giant, hairy, ape-like creature tramping through the woods are running wild in a northern interior B.C. town after a rash of sasquatch sightings.
There have been three reported sightings in the area within a month, said Brian Vike, the Houston, B.C.-based director of HBCC UFO Research.
“To be honest with you, I don’t know what to make of all this,” said Vike. “I know with UFOs we’re doing well in B.C., but I don’t know with the sasquatch. I’m just trying to figure it out.”
You know, Bigfoot is the greatest public relations guys ever in avoiding the media. Better than Howard Hughes with the Spruce Goose.
The thing about Bigfoot and PR is that he makes mistakes when he goes public. For instance, why would you ever fist fight the Six Million Dollar Man, who is an American icon? You can’t get the public on your side that way!
Bigfoot is the Joe Biden of seldom seen creatures.
>Bigfoot is the Joe Biden of seldom seen creatures.
Ha! An early contender for QOTD!