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All Righty then. I’ll tackle this:

1 You shall not put your blog before your integrity

It depends on what your definition of integrity is.

2 You shall not make an idol of your blog

Ahh, this is just for fun.

3 You shall not misuse your screen name by using your anonymity to sin

Nope, I don’t do that, all though is beer sin?

4 Remember the Sabbath day by taking one day off a week from your blog

Umm, no.

5 Honour your fellow-bloggers above yourselves and do not give undue significance to their mistakes

Holy Lord, I’m a trainwreck and I make tons of mistakes. But, I like cheese.

6 You shall not murder someone else’s honour, reputation or feelings

Now that’s just wrong.

7 You shall not use the web to commit or permit adultery in your mind

What about my blog crushes? Is that bad?

8 You shall not steal another person’s content

I try not to because I don’t like it when they do it to me.

9 You shall not give false testimony against your fellow-blogger

OK.

10 You shall not covet your neighbour’s blog ranking. Be content with your own content

I only covet people getting to travel to Portland, Oregon.

H/T to Jailhouse Lawyer and Ginger and The Telegraph.