Homicide, Not Stolen Groceries

This may indeed be one of the oddest clarifications I’ve ever seen in a newspaper.

H/T Gigglesugar

5 Responses to “Homicide, Not Stolen Groceries”

  1. Margie Newman says:

    That really might be one of the funniest ones I’ve seen. Although I must admit, I’ve never been the one to spot it in the hard copy. I’ve only seen them online. One day! One day I’ll find the regretted error in the rough!

  2. Freaky Weasel says:

    Like you haven’t made the same mistake a dozen times, Newsie.

  3. newscoma says:

    Heh. Only twice. =)

  4. jim voorhies says:

    I always confuse those two but the ones I’ll never get straight are athelete’s foot and global thermonuclear war. They’re just inseparable.

  5. captainkona says:

    Well, who knows what they mean after that?

    Maybe they meant “Stolen Grocery Homicide”.
    Haven’t you ever seen someone murdered with a larcenated Grapefruit?

    Happens all the time.