Zombie Children Like Turtles

First of all, if you loved me, you would buy me this shirt.

And, this was something I didn’t know, but Zombie Children apparently like Turtles.

From If you were a Zombie.

One Response to “Zombie Children Like Turtles”

  1. Zombie children like turtles because the hard shells remind them of M&M’s – crunchy on the outside but tasty on the inside.