Oct
16
How Presidents Died
Posted by newscoma | Posted in Bloggers | Posted on 16-10-2008
Big Stupid Tommy, you have a beer in your honor the first time I meet you. Maybe six beers.
Keg?
28. Woodrow Wilson (Syphilis)
29. Warren Harding (Died laughing at his own middle name)
30. Calvin Coolidge (Syphilis
31. Herbert Hoover (Beaten to death by clowns)
32. Franklin Roosevelt (Assassinated by Daddy Warbucks)
33. Harry Truman (Eaten by monkeys)
34. Dwight Eisenhower (Ripped to shreds by the Incredible Hulk)
35. John F. Kennedy (Oxidation of vital organs)
36. Lyndon Johnson (Syphilis)
37. Richard Nixon (Syphilis)
Read the rest of the list. I laughed out loud.
Oh, yeah, he’s got most of them and it’s fabulous.
Apparently all presidents die from Syphilis.
You know…with all the beers we’ve promised each other, you and I could probably prop up this sagging economy. At least in the rural parts of the state…..
We could save the world, Tommy. Because apparently no one these days has a lick of sense.
Heh.
It makes me happy.