Bigfoot For President
Jane Q. Public alerted to me on Twitter that Bigfoot’s campaign for president is gaining momentum.
Mabel, who had an unsuccesful bid for the presidency, has made her endorsement for the elusive beast.
“I believe that America needs Bigfoot to lead this nation out of dark times,” Mabel said telepathically. “Nessie will make a fine running mate.”
Rumors have been persistent that Mabel will be offered the Secretary of Steak position. Mabel has agreed publicly that she will accept the appointment if it is offered.
Mabel’s been drinking again, hasn’t she?
She has a problem. We are looking into canine rehab.
kane, the gay pitbull boydog, thinks that he shall make a fine secretary of defense. where should he send his resume?