Joe The Plumber Channels Steven Seagal

Well, it appears that Joe The Plumber’s 15 minutes may extend to a full half hour.

I guess it was inevitable: Joe the Plumber has hired a publicist. And it’s a Nashville publicist, at that. I just returned to the office late Tuesday night after covering an event in downtown Nashville and saw the e-mail message: “We are excited to announce the addition of Joe ‘The Plumber’ Wurzelbacher to The Press Office for exclusive public relations representation!”

Joe the Plumber, the guy that said that a vote for Obama is “death to Israel.”

Wheee!!! I really need to get my 15 minutes and squeeze the hell out of it. Alas, I have no marketing skills with my own personal brand.

Well, I wonder if he can sing. I guess if Steven Seagal can make a country record, so can Joe.

Sharon Cobb is rather grossed out by it all though.

Excuse me, but I need to go throw up while I try to figure out what to pitch to Joe.

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Posted by newscoma on Oct 30th, 2008 and is filed under Politics, Pop Culture, Tennessee, When The Beer Runs Dry, The Coma Cries.

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3 Responses to “Joe The Plumber Channels Steven Seagal”

  1. Joe The Plumber Hooks Up With Nashville Publicist : Post Politics: Political News and Views in Tennessee says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

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  2. christinajade says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    well, ‘coma, he may get his half hour of fame and glamour, but i bet we can drink him under the table and type while we do it!

    these are the important things in life, y’know.

  3. newscoma says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Indeed they are, my friend.