UFO Alien Endorses John McCainOctober 30, 2008 - Author: newscoma - Comments are closed
At least according to Weekly World News, as is the tradition.
This cracks me up:
WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking reversal with major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain amid furor. Both political camps are buzzing about the implications, as the Alien has correctly predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years.
Ongoing investigation points to Cindy McCain as being the cause for this historic shift in allegiances.
Uncovered photos suggest that in a last ditch effort to help her husband’s failing campaign, Cindy McCain seduced and then blackmailed the Alien for his endorsement.
Well, the alien has always endorsed. He’s going with McCain.
Weekly World News, I’m tired of our game. Just hire me already.