UFO Alien Endorses John McCain

At least according to Weekly World News, as is the tradition.

This cracks me up:

WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking reversal with major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain amid furor. Both political camps are buzzing about the implications, as the Alien has correctly predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years.

Ongoing investigation points to Cindy McCain as being the cause for this historic shift in allegiances.

Uncovered photos suggest that in a last ditch effort to help her husband’s failing campaign, Cindy McCain seduced and then blackmailed the Alien for his endorsement.

Well, the alien has always endorsed. He’s going with McCain.

Weekly World News, I’m tired of our game. Just hire me already.

6 comments for “UFO Alien Endorses John McCain

  1. Dan
    October 30, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    Hey! Backoff! This is MY dream job, and I saw World Weekly News first!

  2. newscoma
    October 30, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Let’s give ’em a package deal. It’s my destiny to work at WWN. And you can photoshop better than I can. :)

  3. October 30, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Off topic: Newsie, this was in my reader this morning and I thought of you.

    http://www.bookgasm.com/reviews/horror/zombie-movies-the-ultimate-guide/

  4. October 30, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    and their pick is usually the winner, too … yikes!

  5. October 30, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    hehe. WWN photos were always the examples of how NOT to photoshop in my class a couple years ago, but i had to argue. it wouldn’t be any fun if it really looked, well, real!

    they need you there, ‘coma. someone must cover bigfoot! :)

  6. October 30, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Stupid Alien. He didn’t have to change his endorsement. A handful of Lortabs woulda done it.

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