Sex Toys For Votes
This election has repeatedly surprised me. Now there is this:
Just when you thought it was safe to focus on the issues in this historic election season, a chain of sex toy shops has joined retailers, restaurateurs and other businesses across the nation in the time-honored tradition of rewarding Americans who go to the polls.
Babeland, with stores in New York, Los Angeles and Seattle, is offering a pair of self-gratifying incentives for voters who present their registration cards, ballot stubs or “word of honor” that they voted next Tuesday.
And you can also get a free beer in Baltimore.
Voters can get a beer on the house at Todd Conner’s pub in Baltimore’s historic Fells Point neighborhood.
I wrote yesterday that I wish there was something going on here but I think we are looking at sweet tea and homemade pie at the Harmon and Lucille McWherter Civic Center.
This sort of stuff tickles me to no end.
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heh-heh-heh-heh-heh
you said, “tickles”
A couple of the bars here in P-Town are doing the free draft beer thing. they won’t be open until after 6pm, though. (note to self: go to liquor store today)
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It’s not just for people who visit Babeland stores anymore. Get 20% off your next babeland.com purchase when you enter coupon code VOTE08 between now and November 11.
All I could get around here was a free Starbucks coffee. Hardly worth voting to get that, but a vibrator, that rocks.