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Dear Miles O’Brien
Posted by newscoma | Posted in Alien Abductions | Posted on 25-11-2008
You have made me smile this week. As a true fan of anything like aliens, Bigfoot sightings, chupacabra rumors and cheese, CNN is giving me a case of the happies.
And the fact that you unapologetically reported yesterday that you have personally seen a UFO just makes me giddy.
Alas, I’ve never seen an alien. I would actually love to see one but not the kind that inhabit your body and eat their way out of your stomach. That would give me the wiggums.
The idea, however, that you are having fun with this story this week. I know, there are a lot of journalists out there rolling their eyes. Not me. I did a Gingersnaps Squee when you interviewed Milton Torres.
You are living my dream job right now. I admit I’m jealous but also swooning from the joy of it all.
So, if you need an assistant, I’m your girl. Call me Brenda Starr. As Weekly World News isn’t hiring me, I feel that CNN is the next logical step. You can be the Space and Technology dude and I can be the Odd News/Bigfoot/Aliens/X-Files Correspondent.
I have references.
Love,
Newscoma
Dear Newscoma:
Please accept this as my application to be the assistant to The Assistant to Miles O’Brien For UFO/Bigfoot/Chupacabra Studies.
I’m not even above link-whoring if it will get me the job:
http://xark.typepad.com/my_weblog/files/the_milk_run.pdf
http://xark.typepad.com/my_weblog/files/guess_who.pdf
Yours in weird alien love,
xarkboy
You would SO totally rock a CNN gig like that.
And hopefully it would lead to you having your own daytime talk show about the same things, and you would be way funnier and more fun to watch any day than Oprah, Ellen DeGeneres, etc.
out of all the mythical, blood sucking creatures out there, the Chupacabra is almost certainly the sneakiest