A Redneck Christmas Tree
If you are wondering what is going on in this picture, I am stringing pork rinds together on fishing line for a redneck Christmas tree that will be in competition later this week. Yes, this tree as at a juke joint called The Stable where Mabel hangs out.
Yes, I did say that I strung pork rinds.
Badger Beth hung up the Christmas ornaments, lovingly given by Volunteer Distributors and a very crafty lady named Brenda.
This is the official “Redneck Christmas Tree.”
We make our own fun in Hoots.
i think you have a really good start on a country music christmas song here. i can almost hear the tune by just saying out loud ’stringing pork rinds on a fishing line for a redneck christmas tree.’
makes me all tingly.
…it’s not truly a redneck Christmas tree unless there is some NASCAR/Dale Earnhart memorial swag on it. Take heed…
The pork rinds are a nice tough though. Maybe add some of those christmas tree air fresheners — the pine scented ones — to add to the holiday spirit?
Wow, that’s awesome! I guess it’s going around. I saw alcohol container ornaments on Lifehacker today: http://lifehacker.com/5101623/beer-can-and-liquor-bottle-holiday-ornaments
OMG!! if i had known this was in the works, i so woulda left an ornament for the tree last weekend!
better watch that tree around eldorado, he has this thing about pork rinds. guess we will just have to come back, darn the luck! lol
Shouldn’t the tree be leaning severely and held up with a couple of coat hangers tied together?
Next time you need to get redneck let me know. I can help you avoid common mistakes.
I just gave you guys a taste of this tree. There’s signed cigarette packs, Tons of Budweiser stuff that was given by the local beer plant, there is some Nascar stuff and more that would make you laugh.
There’s even a cowboy hat on the top.
Kudos to Badger and our buddy Brenda on this one. Heh.
I’m assuming the tree is up on concrete blocks?
Camo tree skirt.
I want this tree in my house.
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I have my own redneck tree with, lighted beer bottles, beer mugs, shoot gun shells, and a dale earnhart hat to top it off. junk_dealerr
wondrful way to decorate!!!hope you’re in West Tennessee, like us ,NO SNOW !!!!
Where are the scole cans??
What. The. Hell.
I love your redneck chrismas tree I string beer cans on the tree every year I’m at home nice job