End Of Year Hootenanny
As I got up before the chickens this morning, I’ve been rooting around the web like a pig looking for truffles. Let us see what delightful things I found today in a rare linkdump.
- Bob Kames, Inventor of The Chicken Dance
Cracked has some of most overlooked deaths in 2008. Bob, you have ruined many ballgames for me as children flock to the field doing the chicken dance embarrassing not just me but the masses. You will be missed, you polka genius.
And now to this:
- What The Hell?
Dear TVA, it only makes you look like an even bigger moron if you keep denying and covering up what happened. Your ash is deadly poison and you’d have a lot less strife if you stick with the truth.
Dear mainstream media, you are even bigger morons than TVA, if that’s possible. Start covering TVA.
George Bush’s Top Ten Moments on David Letterman.
Go here and look at number 4. Politics in action.
Go to Monkeys for Helping and waste some time looking at this post’s awesomeness.
And come back tomorrow when I announce a groovy surprise.
O! O! O! I LOOOOOVE surprises!!
(jumping up and down)
Whatisit? Whatisit? Whatisit?
I also am one of Those People who write Christmas letters.
It’s almost tomorrow. Go ahead and announce the surprise. I hate waiting.