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1. Why do people martyr themselves to come to work sick when it only makes other people sick? Argh!
2. As I’m not a fan of House Calls on CNN, the idea that Sanjay Gupta being Surgeon General oddly feels okay to me as long as they don’t replace the show with Lou Dobbs, who gives me an abnormal shake of rage and fear when he is on the air. I also wonder if this is a CNN ploy for attention although I hope not. I kinda like Sanjay.
3. Why can I write anything for anybody other than things that really matter like neurosurgery yet I cannot write my own resume? Why is this?
4. I helped Squirrel Queen not annihilate someone this evening who definitely needed annihilating. I was, oddly, the voice of reason against someone who was spouting off idiocy when it wasn’t deserved. My excuse: they weren’t worth it. SQ finally saw my point. Go here and look at bananas exploding on some dude’s head at her blog.
5. I’m still sort of smitten with Pinkey, however, I’ve kept my distance. When I move, and it will happen, I think I will miss her. She has become beloved by the nieces.
6. Huh?
7. This is brilliant.
8. Best and most disturbing Christmas present ever!
9. Very cool theory on The Joker. I vote for Lou Dobbs to be the Joker but that, of course, is reality and not a movie. (Sorry Lou, you are on my mind today.)
10. My blind dog has taken to barking at the toilet, even when she is alone in the bathroom. I believed after I saw Jaws as a child that sharks might be able to bite me in the bathroom in landlocked Tennessee. This, of course, is a sad fact that I’m reporting to you from my ill-begotten days of my youth. It also could be a sign that I’m not that smart. I felt like this is something you probably needed to know.

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