Goat Murders, Hobbs And Sanjaya/Sanjay
Well, as usual, my bi-monthly dose of bronchitis is rearing its ugly head. Again.
Ode to joy. (snark.)
Here are a few things I’ve witnessed in the last few days albeit it isn’t as interesting as, oh let’s say, this.
In Hoots, life goes on.
Sheriff deputies are investigating the killing of a goat (I can’t make this stuff up. Goat murder!), a man was arrested over the weekend for showing his naughty bits to the cops while screaming that he knew where they lived and when he got out of jail he was going to kill them (welcome to a long visit in the pokey) and I found out from a lottery dude that sales were through the roof. The grand jury convened, there is a bridal show going on and apparently we have our own mini-hell of an illegal dump that ace reporter Editor Bates is all over.
And there is a lot of earthquake talk going on which I find disconcerting. Do folks know something that the average bear doesn’t or are we just preparing for the apocalypse because not a lot is going on.
I also got to inform an elected democrat that Bill Hobbs is no longer blogging. He smiled. I then said “Now you don’t know what he’s up to.”
He quit smiling.
I’m a realist about these things, you know.
I also heard someone confuse Sanjaya with Sanjay Gupta. (I’m banging my head into a wall as I type this over that little disclosure), I decided the only reasonable thing I could to was throw myself in front of a train or drink a bottle of swill. Squirrelly think he’s a weird choice for Surgeon General (and we bantered about this for hours for some odd and unknown reason), Kate wonders, in the comments, what a surgeon general actually does and I am ambivalent. I guess it’s better than Surgeon General Lou Dobbs.
Now on to your early morning moment of zen:
From Eat Liver
goat murder. watch, that’ll turn into a potential satanic ritual being performed in hoots.
darn those devil worshippers.
An earthquake in that region is way overdue. Years ago a TEMA official told me that their projections were for somewhere in the neighborhood of 30,000 people to be killed or injured in the Memphis area alone if it happened during the work day.
Shit.
dangit, i was really hoping to avoid the earthquake discussion. i hate earthquakes. can’t run away from them (fire, flood) or hide in a basement (tornado).
i’ve been told since i live 3 blocks from the river here in p-town, if the river is at flood stage or above and a major quake hits, i will be flooded in a matter of minutes. that 5.2 in april? broke windows at my house and natural gas was leaking all over town. imagine a big one.
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“Surgeon General Lou Dobbs.”
When put in that form, those words lose all of their meaning.
Also, Dobbs would want his own army.
Oh the humanity when goats are no longer safe to walk the streets in our small town.
Are you sure that goat didn’t just faint and then, while in a stupor, get barbecued? Just asking.
The New Madrid bicentennial in the air?
Remember: Earthquakes don’t kill people. Falling buildings kill people.
[...] UPDATE: Snopes disproves it. See the comments. If it had of been real, I would have hated to cover that story. I need to stick with goat murder. [...]