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	<title>Comments on: Inmate Eats His Own Eye</title>
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	<description>Got A Two-Pack Habit And A Motel Tan</description>
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		<title>By: Squirrel Queen</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/09/inmate-eats-his-own-eye/comment-page-1/#comment-23384</link>
		<dc:creator>Squirrel Queen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 15:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He suddenly ran out of eye-petizers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He suddenly ran out of eye-petizers.</p>
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		<title>By: newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/09/inmate-eats-his-own-eye/comment-page-1/#comment-23377</link>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 12:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Auto, good point.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Auto, good point.</p>
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		<title>By: autoegocrat</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/09/inmate-eats-his-own-eye/comment-page-1/#comment-23376</link>
		<dc:creator>autoegocrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 11:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well I hope you didn&#039;t expect him to eat the bad eye, did you?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well I hope you didn&#8217;t expect him to eat the bad eye, did you?</p>
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		<title>By: lovable liberal</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/09/inmate-eats-his-own-eye/comment-page-1/#comment-23358</link>
		<dc:creator>lovable liberal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Next he&#039;ll audition for the prison production of Macbeth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Next he&#8217;ll audition for the prison production of Macbeth.</p>
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		<title>By: Casey</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/09/inmate-eats-his-own-eye/comment-page-1/#comment-23339</link>
		<dc:creator>Casey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 15:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ate his own eye!? I see.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ate his own eye!? I see.</p>
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		<title>By: christinajade</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/09/inmate-eats-his-own-eye/comment-page-1/#comment-23321</link>
		<dc:creator>christinajade</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 05:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>heh, and then you miss out on the required third &quot;NOM&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>heh, and then you miss out on the required third &#8220;NOM&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Squirrel Queen</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/09/inmate-eats-his-own-eye/comment-page-1/#comment-23320</link>
		<dc:creator>Squirrel Queen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 05:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nom, Nom and then you&#039;re out of eyes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nom, Nom and then you&#8217;re out of eyes.</p>
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		<title>By: christinajade</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/09/inmate-eats-his-own-eye/comment-page-1/#comment-23318</link>
		<dc:creator>christinajade</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 05:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>um, EEWWW!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>um, EEWWW!</p>
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		<title>By: Beth</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/09/inmate-eats-his-own-eye/comment-page-1/#comment-23315</link>
		<dc:creator>Beth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ya know, after prison food, it might have been a drastic improvement.

I thought watching Bear Grylls eat that yaks eye was bad... yeah, this guy in the story is a batsh*t crazy dude

&amp; a Texan - go figure...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ya know, after prison food, it might have been a drastic improvement.</p>
<p>I thought watching Bear Grylls eat that yaks eye was bad&#8230; yeah, this guy in the story is a batsh*t crazy dude</p>
<p>&amp; a Texan &#8211; go figure&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/09/inmate-eats-his-own-eye/comment-page-1/#comment-23314</link>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You win the bad, yet hysterical, pun of the day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You win the bad, yet hysterical, pun of the day.</p>
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		<title>By: Ron</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/09/inmate-eats-his-own-eye/comment-page-1/#comment-23312</link>
		<dc:creator>Ron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eye think he was just hungry.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eye think he was just hungry.</p>
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		<title>By: newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/09/inmate-eats-his-own-eye/comment-page-1/#comment-23309</link>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As a betsybug on crack. Dude is nuts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a betsybug on crack. Dude is nuts.</p>
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