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	<title>Comments on: Hippo Eats Dwarf</title>
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	<description>Got A Two-Pack Habit And A Motel Tan</description>
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		<title>By: SinisterDan</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/11/hippo-eats-dwarf/comment-page-1/#comment-23400</link>
		<dc:creator>SinisterDan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:29:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Am I a bad person for wanting this to be true?

However, I&#039;d be a lot more impressed if the dwarf ate the hippo - that&#039;d be damn near heroic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am I a bad person for wanting this to be true?</p>
<p>However, I&#8217;d be a lot more impressed if the dwarf ate the hippo &#8211; that&#8217;d be damn near heroic.</p>
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		<title>By: newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/11/hippo-eats-dwarf/comment-page-1/#comment-23395</link>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sarcastro, you just made me laugh harder than I have in days.
I bow to you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sarcastro, you just made me laugh harder than I have in days.<br />
I bow to you.</p>
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		<title>By: Sarcastro</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/11/hippo-eats-dwarf/comment-page-1/#comment-23394</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarcastro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fake or not, I LOVE that it was characterized as a &quot;freak accident&quot;.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fake or not, I LOVE that it was characterized as a &#8220;freak accident&#8221;.</p>
<p>ONE OF US! ONE OF US!</p>
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		<title>By: newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/11/hippo-eats-dwarf/comment-page-1/#comment-23391</link>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:21:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Part of me is glad that it&#039;s not true, but the Batboy/Weekly World News fangirl I am sorta wishes ...
I won&#039;t say it. Then I might be eaten by a hippo and there is no good to come from that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Part of me is glad that it&#8217;s not true, but the Batboy/Weekly World News fangirl I am sorta wishes &#8230;<br />
I won&#8217;t say it. Then I might be eaten by a hippo and there is no good to come from that.</p>
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		<title>By: David</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/11/hippo-eats-dwarf/comment-page-1/#comment-23389</link>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Surprising that something in the &quot;you can&#039;t make this up file&quot; was indeed made up by someone.

Funny funny nonetheless.

Thanks</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Surprising that something in the &#8220;you can&#8217;t make this up file&#8221; was indeed made up by someone.</p>
<p>Funny funny nonetheless.</p>
<p>Thanks</p>
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		<title>By: Amber</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/11/hippo-eats-dwarf/comment-page-1/#comment-23385</link>
		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 15:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you, Gary, I am relieved.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you, Gary, I am relieved.</p>
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		<title>By: newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/11/hippo-eats-dwarf/comment-page-1/#comment-23381</link>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 14:16:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I stand corrected. Thanks. It is funny though. I will add the disclaimer. Thanks Gary!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I stand corrected. Thanks. It is funny though. I will add the disclaimer. Thanks Gary!</p>
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		<title>By: Gary</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/11/hippo-eats-dwarf/comment-page-1/#comment-23380</link>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 14:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s ok to laugh, because it is, indeed, made up:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s ok to laugh, because it is, indeed, made up:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp" rel="nofollow">http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp</a></p>
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		<title>By: newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/11/hippo-eats-dwarf/comment-page-1/#comment-23379</link>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 13:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I did too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I did too.</p>
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		<title>By: Amber</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/01/11/hippo-eats-dwarf/comment-page-1/#comment-23378</link>
		<dc:creator>Amber</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 13:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Something is wrong with me that I laughed at this!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Something is wrong with me that I laughed at this!</p>
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