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And he needs a barfight.

Before I get to my point, can I talk for a minute about vices?

My blog, so you go to Hell.

Vices, huh? I’ve never smoked. I drink now and again, but rarely to excess anymore, and never to that point where I or anybody’s said “put on some pants and stop drinking. And while I concede that maybe I’ve just been lucky on that last point, I’ll continue and say that pot just made me paranoid, and I don’t dig the cottony-feeling painkillers tend to give me.

Aside from running hobos down with my truck, I guess junk food’s been my vice of choice.

I laughed so hard reading this, I scared the little dogs who live with me.