How About A Blogger Stimulus Package?

Sure. Why not?

Everyone else is getting one these days. And you can limit my yearly salary to $500,000 too.

I’m cool with that.

6 Responses to “How About A Blogger Stimulus Package?”

  1. jim voorhies says:

    I’m totally in.

  2. Missybw says:

    So, that would be a new pair of pajamas and the right to move back into our Mom’s basement? Yay! Where do I sign? Oh wait, issue! My Mom doesn’t have a basement. So, she gets a new house then. Okay.

  3. Ron says:

    I could use a bailout now that everything is starting to squeeze shut on me.

  4. I’m so there. I just wish he had linked to Fox “News” blog for inane or pointless. Brittany Spears is close enough, I guess.

  5. captainkona says:

    I want 50,000 lbs of pot, 50,000 gallons of Amstel, a Gibson Les Paul custom (costs about 50,000), a modest 50,000 dollars a year, and Dick Cheney’s head on a stake in my front yard.

    Surely that’s not asking too much. I mean, all that and I still couldn’t reach Tom Kilgore’s bonus. Even if I sold the pot and published a book about how I managed to get Cheney’s noggin’ in a stimulus deal.

    Politics is such fun sometimes.

  6. I could survive on $500K, but I would have to take a step back. :)